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Fuck Life. (E-Book)

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ADAM – „I print my presentation and get ready for an hour of my very own mouth-diarrhea. Maybe I should just throw in some random facts to make things more interesting. They might be happy to find out that dragonflies have shovel shaped penises, so that they can scoop out their rival’s sperm. My presentation is on how to beat the competition anyway. It would be right on topic. I straighten my tie and am more than tempted to just string myself up on the office-ceiling fan. The temptation… every day. I hate my job – I wonder what that says about it making my life worthwhile. At least I’m not the guy who had to measure a whale’s penis and verify its 400 gallon ejaculate. Life could be worse.“

ADAM. SARA. LOVE. HATE. SEX. VIOLENCE. FUCK LIFE.

SARA – ‘Here, in peace, rests Sara, gifted dancer, beloved girlfriend, June 3rd’, it would’ve said. It wouldn’t have said any years on my tombstone, because when people see years they always calculate your age and wonder what happened to that young person. That poor, troubled soul. I don’t want that. I just want to be Sara, resting in peace. But I’m not. In truth, I am Sara, psychopath, liar, whore.

About the Author


Amidu Njiemoun – author of “Fuck Life.”

Failing as a basketball player, professional wrestler, rapper, male escort and catholic priest –in that order –I decided to become a self-indulged writer who shamelessly writes his own mini-biography in the first person. Drawing from my non-struggles growing up in Munich and studying in London, I decided to title my first novel ‘Fuck Life’, just to make it more interesting when the book is discussed over Christmas dinner with the family.

If you want to find out more about me, then I am sure a quick Google search of my name will, in due time, link you to all the relevant information. Should this book become a timeless classic and you are reading this in a future where Google no longer exists, please refer to your currently reigning search and spy engine to stalk me.

If you happen to, while searching my name, come across any saucy pictures –those are from my failed escort days and my rates have since doubled, as I have become an accomplished and respected writer. Just kidding… I’m still dirt-cheap.

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  Title
Fuck Life.
  Author
Amidu Njiemoun
  Illustrations / Cover
Herman Zeichen
  Contents
306 Pages / 70.307 Words
  Price
14,95 Euros (Paperback) / 5,98 Euros (E-Book)
  ISBN
978-3-95678-004-2

 

Fuck Life. (Paperback)

 Paperback
Amazon


 E-Book
Kindle
iTunes

ADAM – „I print my presentation and get ready for an hour of my very own mouth-diarrhea. Maybe I should just throw in some random facts to make things more interesting. They might be happy to find out that dragonflies have shovel shaped penises, so that they can scoop out their rival’s sperm. My presentation is on how to beat the competition anyway. It would be right on topic. I straighten my tie and am more than tempted to just string myself up on the office-ceiling fan. The temptation… every day. I hate my job – I wonder what that says about it making my life worthwhile. At least I’m not the guy who had to measure a whale’s penis and verify its 400 gallon ejaculate. Life could be worse.“

ADAM. SARA. LOVE. HATE. SEX. VIOLENCE. FUCK LIFE.

SARA – ‘Here, in peace, rests Sara, gifted dancer, beloved girlfriend, June 3rd’, it would’ve said. It wouldn’t have said any years on my tombstone, because when people see years they always calculate your age and wonder what happened to that young person. That poor, troubled soul. I don’t want that. I just want to be Sara, resting in peace. But I’m not. In truth, I am Sara, psychopath, liar, whore.

About the Author


Amidu Njiemoun – author of “Fuck Life.”

Failing as a basketball player, professional wrestler, rapper, male escort and catholic priest –in that order –I decided to become a self-indulged writer who shamelessly writes his own mini-biography in the first person. Drawing from my non-struggles growing up in Munich and studying in London, I decided to title my first novel ‘Fuck Life’, just to make it more interesting when the book is discussed over Christmas dinner with the family.

If you want to find out more about me, then I am sure a quick Google search of my name will, in due time, link you to all the relevant information. Should this book become a timeless classic and you are reading this in a future where Google no longer exists, please refer to your currently reigning search and spy engine to stalk me.

If you happen to, while searching my name, come across any saucy pictures –those are from my failed escort days and my rates have since doubled, as I have become an accomplished and respected writer. Just kidding… I’m still dirt-cheap.

 Preview book as PDF

  Title
Fuck Life.
  Author
Amidu Njiemoun
  Illustrations / Cover
Herman Zeichen
  Contents
306 Pages / 70.307 Words
  Price
14,95 Euros (Paperback) / 5,98 Euros (E-Book)
  ISBN
978-3-95678-005-9